What Do Men Want?

To my mind men need 5 kinds of women all rolled into one:

• The modest woman
• The smart woman
• The clingy woman
• The independent woman
• The sexy woman

This woman is subdued. She does not flaunt her sexuality in public. She dresses conservatively and wears little or no makeup. She is poised and proper, never loses her temper or raises her voice, her character is impeccable. She never expects her man to help with chores and she is careful not to wake him on Sunday mornings when shes getting ready for Church. This type of woman takes care of her man unobtrusively. She allows her man to take charge and make every decision while she keeps her opinion to herself.

This woman has conveniently forgotten that phrase… What’s the phrase again? Oh! ‘I told you so’ .

The Smart Woman

This woman is bossy. She is constantly teaching her man without him ever knowing it. If he has a job interview, she coaches him so he knows exactly what to say. She is confident with a no nonsense attitude and constantly ups her man’s game with little effort. This woman manages his money, his schedule and his assistant. She buys all of his clothing (he has no idea how many peach shirts he has) and carefully vets his friends. This woman dresses expensively, wears makeup, fashionable clothing and trendy hairstyles. She never lets her man know exactly how much she makes. She is family oriented and his friends and family love her cooking. This kind of woman basically takes care of her man from the get go.

This type of woman uses this phrase “Honey, you can do it” a lot.

The Clingy Woman

This type of woman is adoring, she hangs on her man’s every word and loves PDA. She is always very accommodating and puts her man first. This woman dresses in whatever she thinks makes her appealing to her man. She is constantly asking him what hes thinking about and likes to give him an in-depth report on everything shes done all day. She calls several times a day to check up on her man and she reminds him of how much she misses him while he is not at her side. This type of woman would wait up all night hoping her man would call on his way over.

This kind of woman is good friends with this phrase “I don’t know what I’d do without you”.

The Independent Woman

This kind of woman is very ambitious and driven. She is always preoccupied with her work and social engagements. She is confident, dresses fashionably and tastefully. She is adventurous and is always on the lookout for the next fun thing to do. This kind of woman keeps her options open when it comes to plans for the future although she enjoys sharing business ideas with her man. She is supportive of her man and focuses all of her attention on him whenever shes with him.

This kind of woman’s favorite phrase is “Lets do this together”.

The Sexy Woman

This kind of woman is bold, beautiful and confident. She dresses suggestively and unabashedly flaunts her considerable charms. This kind of woman is very comfortable being the center of attention and communicates with ease. She is direct, she looks her man in the eye and matches his passion with her own. She is very affectionate and clear about her expectations in a relationship. Although she rarely shares her plans for the future with her man, this woman works hard to assure him that she has eyes only for him.