Schlagwort: what men want

To my mind men need 5 kinds of women all rolled into one:

• The modest woman
• The smart woman
• The clingy woman
• The independent woman
• The sexy woman

This woman is subdued. She does not flaunt her sexuality in public. She dresses conservatively and wears little or no makeup. She is poised and proper, never loses her temper or raises her voice, her character is impeccable. She never expects her man to help with chores and she is careful not to wake him on Sunday mornings when shes getting ready for Church. This type of woman takes care of her man unobtrusively. She allows her man to take charge and make every decision while she keeps her opinion to herself.

This woman has conveniently forgotten that phrase… What’s the phrase again? Oh! ‘I told you so’ .